Y’all ready for some Country Halloween Costume ideas that’ll have the whole office talkin’? Whether you wanna be the boss of the barn or the queen of the honky-tonk, these costumes bring out your wild side—and a few laughs too. From rodeo kings to country divas, these getups are sure to make HR blush (or join the party).

Chad (Sales)

This non-committal goober shows up in a cheap poncho, squinting like he’s auditioning for a Clint Eastwood reboot no one asked for. His terrible impersonation will have you wondering if he’s got dust in his eyes or if he just forgot his glasses. Don’t expect him to stay long, though—he’s gotta meet up with his bros Kevin, Scott, and Brad to compare wallet sizes and flex about overpriced import cars that’d get stuck on a gravel road.

Mary (Mail Room)

Let’s be real—no one remembers what Mary looks like anyway. She’s the quiet one, blending into the background like a ninja. Tonight, she’s softly holding a cocktail she has no intention of drinking, all while fantasizing about what she’d do to Chad while wearing the mascot head. That shy smile? Yeah, it hides a whole lot of interesting thoughts.

Sameer (IT)

Sameer couldn’t care less about this party—he thinks everyone in the office is dumb anyway. Last minute, he swung by the Spirit Halloween store and snagged this adult Woody costume, because, why not? Refusing to grow up, his office is stacked with more action figures than a kindergartener’s bedroom. And trust me, he’ll remind you at least twice tonight how much cooler they are in mint condition.

Becka (Marketing)

Becka’s outfits always toe the line between business casual and after-hours, and her attitude’s about the same. Give her a few drinks, and she’s as easy to wrangle as a cat in a burlap sack—good luck. But word to the wise: she might still be on meds after her and Chad’s little rodeo last month. Sweet girl though, real heart of gold.

Aaron (Web Operations)

Aaron’s been here 20 minutes and is already scouting for the exit. If it weren’t for the open bar, he’d still be at home watching Dukes of Hazzard reruns. His “costume”? Not far from what he wears on a random Thursday—straight outta the closet, no extra cash wasted on this stupid party. Except for the wig and mustache he purchased to complete the “Lemmy Kilmister” costume for the 80’s themed party he’s having with his REAL friends tomorrow night. By the end of the night, he’ll probably be sneaking out with Becka anyway. Not a bad trade for free drinks.

Miranda (Reception)

Sweet, bubbly, and chatty, Miranda’s got that Southern drawl no one can quite place. So naturally, her Dolly Parton costume’s spot on. As she’d say, “Cain’t get no better than Dolly, she’s the queen of all thangs!” Mostly harmless, but after a few drinks and about 45 texts, she’ll pull a vanishing act. Don’t worry—her side piece, affectionately known around here as “Jerry,” swooped in to pick her up. They’re probably out in the parking lot, fogging up the windows. Don’t bother knockin’; those two are locked up tighter than two dogs in heat. It’d take a firehose to pry ‘em apart.

Trent (Marketing Assistant)

Chatty, axious, and hyper—like a squirrel with its tail on fire. Seriously, how many Adderalls is this kid on? He doesn’t really drink, but you can bet he’ll be at Becka’s shortly after Aaron leaves because he’s still trying to “figure things out.” Anyway, he thinks this Marty get up from Back to the Future 3 makes him look ‘retro’ and ‘cool’.

Michelle (Accounting)

Doesn’t really drink and is basically here because someone from HR couldn’t make it. She tossed this little Annie Oakley fit together because of the embroidery, and she really LOVES these boots.

Jasmine (Social Media Manager)

She despises everyone here, but she’s banking on this Beyoncé-inspired getup to score some extra brownie points for “team participation.” She’s rockin’ a leather outfit that screams, “I’m way too important for this,” while rolling her eyes at anyone who dares compliment her “commitment.” If you catch her smiling, it’s probably because she’s thinking about her upcoming PTO and not this “dumb trend” everyone insists on dragging her into.

Madison (Sales Assistant)

Sweet, but a little dumb. We’ll overlook her controversial costume choice because she’s fun to party with. And we’re all secretly hoping she ends up with Trent.

That’s all from us! No matter what you’re wearing, make sure to have a safe and responsible Halloween. If these costumes didn’t hit the mark, you can always go as “Hawk Tuah” girl—or guy. See ya!

— Ump